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Bobby Petrino for DirecTV [Apr. 9th, 2012|03:05 pm]
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When your team gets blown out on Monday Night Football, you get frustrated.
When you get frustrated, you quit on your team.
When you quit on your team, you go and coach a college team.
When you go and coach a college team, you meet co-eds half your age.
When you meet co-eds half your age, you take motorcycle rides with co-eds half your age.
And when you take motorcycle rides with co-eds half your age, you wake up in a roadside ditch.
Don't wake up in a roadside ditch.
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[User Picture]From: branwyn
2012-04-09 09:53 pm (UTC)
Hmm... so, let's get down to the really important part:

How I can meet co-eds half my age and not end up dead in a ditch on a motorcycle?

The pressing questions of our time. :)

B.
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[User Picture]From: bucktowntiger
2012-04-09 09:55 pm (UTC)
I can't answer that. A coed half my age would subject me to statutory rape charges.
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[User Picture]From: branwyn
2012-04-10 02:13 am (UTC)
*maths* I can get away with it now. Sweet. :)

B.
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From: oldhans117
2012-04-09 09:59 pm (UTC)
The millions and millions of dollars he gets probably takes a bit of the sting out of it, but his soon to be ex-wife might get most of that.

But then as a Arkansas State Graduate I love it any-time the pigs get in trouble as long as no one is seriously hurt.
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[User Picture]From: kiranlightpaw
2012-04-09 10:43 pm (UTC)
I know I shouldn't laugh at this ... but ... I LOL'd.
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